Step Into The Studio

Let's write
their goodbye.

Answer honestly. The more real detail you give us, the harder the song will hit. Nothing you type is shared publicly. Takes about 3 minutes.

01

First name or a nickname you use for them. This is what gets sung in the song.

02 Who are they to you?

Pick the one that fits.

  • Mother
  • Father
  • Brother
  • Sister
  • Son
  • Daughter
  • Grandparent
  • Aunt
  • Uncle
  • Cousin
  • In law
  • Step family
  • Other family
  • Direct coworker or peer
  • Manager
  • Subordinate
  • Client
  • Vendor
  • Other work relationship
03

Be specific. Names, dates, details. The more you give us, the sharper the song. Swear if you want to, we don't care.

04 How mad are you, really?

Set the temperature.

05 What's the vibe of the lyrics?

Pick the delivery style.

06 What should it sound like?

Pick a musical style. Bonus points for something that will really annoy them.

07

Nicknames only you two know. An inside joke. A specific phrase you want repeated. This is what turns a good roast into a personal one.

08 Where do we send your song?

You get the download link on the next page. We also email you a copy.